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  • dazwellia
    Honorary DSA
    • May 2013
    • 116

    Dazwellia's Random Thoughts

    *Some of these I have read elsewhere and have been amused by them, some of these I thought of myself*

    Why are there 8 hot dogs in a package, but only 6 hot dog buns?

    Why do you park on a drive way, but drive on a park way?

    Corn is like Scrubbing Bubbles for your butthole.

    If you cough, sneeze, fart, hiccup, and burp at the same time, you'd probably explode.

    Why is it that when women drink, it's OK to flash their titties, but it's not OK for guys to whip out their testicles? *special thanks to Tony for that one*

    *more to come later* :D
    Last edited by Deslock; 05-30-2013, 09:41 PM.
  • dazwellia
    Honorary DSA
    • May 2013
    • 116

    #2
    Also:

    Vegetarians, if you're trying to save animals, why are you eating their food?

    If a zombie apocalypse happened in Vegas, would it stay there?

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    • Light496
      Stormtrooper

      #3
      Hhhmmmm
      Very good questions.
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      • JDEZ09
        Honorary DSA
        • Jul 2009
        • 1825

        #4
        Lol very nice

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        "A wise man sees failure as progress a fool divorces his knowledge and misses the logic, and loses his soul in the process, Obsessed with nonsense with a caricature that has no content." - Canibus

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        • dazwellia
          Honorary DSA
          • May 2013
          • 116

          #5
          And:

          Why is dish soap made with real lemons, but lemonade made with artificial flavoring?
          It seems to me that the only women who wear belly shirts are the ones with fat bellies hanging out.

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          • fromunda
            Honorary DSA

            #6
            How about this....

            Man who run in front of car get tired.

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            • Light496
              Stormtrooper

              #7
              Or how about... Why isn't eleven called eleventy' one and so on until twenty?
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              • Hogezz
                Honorary DSA
                • Jan 2009
                • 1543

                #8
                Wise man say;

                Man who go to bed with itchy whole, wake up with smelly finger
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                • AmrcnZeR0
                  Civilian
                  • May 2012
                  • 312
                  • AmrcnZeR0

                  #9
                  He who stands on toilet is high on pot

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                  • Brocman
                    Honorary DSA
                    • May 2008
                    • 3953
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                    #10
                    If lesbians aren't attracted to men, then why are they attracted to women who look like men?
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                    -St Crispin's Day Speech from Henry V

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                    • RageProphetXIII
                      Officer
                      • Jan 2009
                      • 3029

                      #11
                      Brocman I'm with you know that one.

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                      • Kamui
                        Imperial Advisor

                        #12
                        Ever saw animaniacs? That show was hilarious and broke the third wall. These thoughts remind me of that particular show. I look forward to reading more random thoughts!
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                        • Light496
                          Stormtrooper

                          #13
                          If a person with multiple personalities threatens to commit suicide...... Would it be considered a hostage situation?
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                          • AmrcnZeR0
                            Civilian
                            • May 2012
                            • 312
                            • AmrcnZeR0

                            #14
                            How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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                            • fromunda
                              Honorary DSA

                              #15
                              Originally posted by AmrcnZeR0
                              How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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