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  • norm
    Imperial Guard
    • Jun 2006
    • 4051
    • DSA norm

    Woman becomes pregnant from watching 3D porn movie




    "A white American couple had a black baby and pregnant wife says that watching a porn movie 3D. The child's father, the soldier Erick Jhonson, was serving a year at a military base in Iraq, and when he returned home he found a black baby. His wife, Jennifer Stweart, 38, told him that the child was conceived while she was watching a porn film in three dimensions.

    "I see it as suspicious. The films in 3-D are very real." With today's technology anything is possible, "said Erick, who registered the child.

    Jennifer said she was a porn film with her friends in New York. She says she does not usually watch porn movies and that was only this time to see how the effects were in 3D. The child, she says, looks like the black actor in the movie. "A month after watching the movie I started feeling dizzy and the result is there. I'll process the film and the producers. Even though my husband believed in me. My marriage could be at risk. But he knows I'm faithful" he said. "
  • RageProphetXIII
    Officer
    • Jan 2009
    • 3029

    #2
    Now that's a load of crap.....where did you get this man off the Onion?
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    • nd32479
      Imperial Advisor
      • Aug 2009
      • 1944

      #3
      Shit...I hope I have not impregnated any of the porn stars on the other end of the TV. Do you think I should wear a condum to protect myself against STDs the next time I watch porn?
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      • Hogezz
        Honorary DSA
        • Jan 2009
        • 1543

        #4
        Watch out for those 3DSTD's!
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        • Hogezz
          Honorary DSA
          • Jan 2009
          • 1543

          #5
          Originally posted by nd32479
          Shit...I hope I have not impregnated any of the porn stars on the other end of the TV. Do you think I should wear a condum to protect myself against STDs the next time I watch porn?
          Just take off the goggles!
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          • RageProphetXIII
            Officer
            • Jan 2009
            • 3029

            #6
            Originally posted by nd32479
            Shit...I hope I have not impregnated any of the porn stars on the other end of the TV. Do you think I should wear a condum to protect myself against STDs the next time I watch porn?
            Dude ND that's great man ......I hope I haven't either......I'm sure I've gotten some pornstar's titties inseminated.....lold
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            • MandaloreFett
              Civilian
              • Apr 2010
              • 711

              #7
              Wow I feel bad for that guy, serving his country while stuck with this disgusting whore. And if he really believes that story and her I feel worse, because he is the dumbest most gullible bastard on Earth

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              • nd32479
                Imperial Advisor
                • Aug 2009
                • 1944

                #8
                Wait...Mandalore, are you saying it not true and she could not get knock up from watching 3D porn? So does that mean I can't catch STD from it either. That is a BIG relief. Thank you.
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                ...So live, that when thy summons comes to join
                The innumerable caravan, which moves
                To that mysterious realm, where each shall take
                His chamber in the silent halls of death,
                Thou go not, like the quarry-slave at night,
                Scourged to his dungeon, but, sustained and soothed
                By an unfaltering trust, approach thy grave
                Like one who wraps the drapery of his couch
                About him, and lies down to pleasant dreams.

                William C. Bryant

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                • MandaloreFett
                  Civilian
                  • Apr 2010
                  • 711

                  #9
                  Dr. Mandalore says you're welcome and everything should be in working order. Enjoy your porn (somewhat) carefree

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                  • RageProphetXIII
                    Officer
                    • Jan 2009
                    • 3029

                    #10
                    I think this is an ONION article but not completely sure
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                    • pierceholden
                      Civilian
                      • May 2010
                      • 15

                      #11
                      Dude this is one of those hoaxes, like on the onion. Nobody in real life would really use a story like this...lol... I hope none of the DSA members take this seriously, or else I'll think twice about joining your clan...lol....

                      Oh and when I went to the link at bottom read this from the Brazil media:
                      NOTE

                      A week ago we published this text evidently false, with an image that took the internet. Unfortunately, the text ran the world because some sites believed he was real. The sensational and a small site in Brazil. We never imagined this could happen. So we apologize to this family that appears in the photo. The woman and child has nothing to do with the news presented. We apologize for the photo that was posted without authorization. Please do not post this material on your site. And next time check the information. This site is a site of humor. Nothing here is real.

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                      • pierceholden
                        Civilian
                        • May 2010
                        • 15

                        #12
                        If anybody wants some safe 3D porn with no worries of catching an STD, please PM me as I can send you some great stuff!

                        Please note: That under law you must be of legal age 18 or 21 in some states, with proof of verification, by sending me your credit card info, whereby I will then send your XXX correspondence. XD

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