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  • norm
    Imperial Guard
    • Jun 2006
    • 4051
    • DSA norm

    Don't judge me until you've read the whole thing

    Before you read this: Please don't judge me... I'm just sharing my story because people asked...

    Wow... okay, I wasn't sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but I never went to bed last night and I'm sleep deprived so i guess I'll just write it now and regret it in the morning :/

    First of all, - just for some background: My mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's fucked up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up.

    Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie.

    I don't want to go into too many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so fucking beautiful that I watched it twice. I probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy shit went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it).

    Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home.

    My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to fuck her brains out. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly.

    After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging.

    Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time.

    My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was fucked up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips.

    Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever fucking seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh.

    A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised.

    But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.
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    x-DRaG
    Civilian
    • May 2010
    • 97

    so how did that work out for you?
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    • #3
      BOSS
      Imperial Advisor
      • Jun 2005
      • 5834

      So...

      Norm = Luke
      Norm's sister = Leia
      Norm's friend = Solo

      Sounds like you were living the SW movies. Interesting stuff.
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      • #4
        Hogezz
        Honorary DSA
        • Jan 2009
        • 1543

        Not good. Be careful. You'll need to do the right thing here. Get help if you need it. You'll be ok
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        • #5
          k1gibson
          Stormtrooper
          • Jan 2009
          • 1849

          Wow Norm, if you don't mind me asking why are you bringing this out in the open now are you feeling guilty and ashamed or just wanted to get this off your chest to get some kind of
          closure
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          • #6
            AlphaOmega82
            Senior Member
            • Sep 2009
            • 319

            Did your best friend have a pet Wookie?

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            • #7
              x-DRaG
              Civilian
              • May 2010
              • 97

              Originally posted by BOSS
              So...

              Norm = Luke
              Norm's sister = Leia
              Norm's friend = Solo

              Sounds like you were living the SW movies. Interesting stuff.
              dude princess leia is ugly. and solo is a poser. lol

              only chewbacca and qui gon are kool. lol and young obi-wan
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              • #8
                cmj75
                Senior Member
                • Oct 2008
                • 1178

                well done norm..lol..that was awesome...I totally didn't get it at first

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                • #9
                  MandaloreFett
                  Civilian
                  • Apr 2010
                  • 711

                  Touche Norm....I was reading and couldn't believe it. Then I got to the end and realized your brilliance. Bravo good sir.

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                  Newest awesome sig courtesy of BOSS, didn't even ask!

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                  • #10
                    BOSS
                    Imperial Advisor
                    • Jun 2005
                    • 5834

                    Originally posted by MandaloreFett
                    Touche Norm....I was reading and couldn't believe it. Then I got to the end and realized your brilliance. Bravo good sir.
                    Unless he ends up being serious in which case we should judge him lol.

                    Norm, since I was the first to put the pieces together do I get a prize?
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                    • #11
                      drg0012
                      Civilian
                      • Dec 2009
                      • 250

                      sorry Boss but anyone who still thought this was serious after reading "Darth Vader" is incredibly gullible. I got a good laugh out of this.
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                      • #12
                        BOSS
                        Imperial Advisor
                        • Jun 2005
                        • 5834

                        Originally posted by drg0012
                        sorry Boss but anyone who still thought this was serious after reading "Darth Vader" is incredibly gullible. I got a good laugh out of this.
                        You never know. I mean Kg did delete his post lol.
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                        • #13
                          norm
                          Imperial Guard
                          • Jun 2006
                          • 4051
                          • DSA norm

                          I undeleted it..lol

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                          • #14
                            drg0012
                            Civilian
                            • Dec 2009
                            • 250

                            Lol...
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                            • #15
                              Brocman
                              Honorary DSA
                              • May 2008
                              • 3953
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                              Lol nice undelete Norm, I didn't get it until the end but I dont think that Han Solo ever shacked up with Leia in the movie and what about rescuing your friend from Mobsters he owed money to, the whole carbonite thing was important I mean your sister was involved and that is how she got into her bikini in the first place.

                              Lol at Kg
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