Dazwellia's Random Thoughts

[dazwellia]

Des got that quote about men thinking more because they have two heads and women talking more because they have two sets of lips from me.

I actually heard my dear departed mother say that one time. She was a hell of a woman, and I miss her every day. I have her to thank for my sense of humor. I thought it was cute and apropos to the topic. Glad you guys liked it.

[dazwellia]

How screwed would the human race have been if Eve had friendzoned Adam?

[JDEZ09]

Why would a government make gay marriage illegal but only allow a man to legally have one wife?

Screws up the numbers, plus theres more women than men.

[dazwellia]

Well, JDEZ, in some areas, men are allowed to have multiple wives. But why would you want to? Sure, it sounds great in theory, but I could give you reasons that it just isn't so.

[nd32479]

Well, JDEZ, in some areas, men are allowed to have multiple wives. But why would you want to?

Now that is a silly question. Every man know it would break up the wifely duties. One could be making me a sandwich, one could be picking up the house, one could be giving me a foot rub, one could be licking my left nut, one could be licking my right nut and one could be on my *#@+ all at the same time. WHY ELSE would a man want more than one wife is the real question? :D:p;)

[dazwellia]

Wow, ND! That is a such a man answer. What are you going to do when they all get mad at you at the same time and start ragging at the same time? They might not wan t share anyway. Of would be the epitome of irony if they all started doing each other and left you out. LOL

[nd32479]

That is when you just get another wife. That is the beauty of it all. Of course I kid. Especially, if my wife reads this sometime. :)

[dazwellia]

Kidding......right. We'll go with that. Me, I don't want more than one husband. Now a nubile, generously hung, willing, pliant gorgeous barely legal man servant, well, that's a different story. Hmm, I won't discriminate. Could be a female too. But I would't be selfish. I'd let Des watch.

[nd32479]

lol too funny.

[Deslock]

Kidding......right. We'll go with that. Me, I don't want more than one husband. Now a nubile, generously hung, willing, pliant gorgeous barely legal man servant, well, that's a different story. Hmm, I won't discriminate. Could be a female too. But I would't be selfish. I'd let Des watch.

Yeah, like I said before........."Good luck with that".

[dazwellia]

You're so mean to me, Des.

[JDEZ09]

It's about keeping your family unit in order by understanding, and not focused around the lust.

Sure, one broad per perk of my package does sound quite intriguing. But there's more to it than that.

To my understanding; Women are not to have more than one husband. But men are allowed to have more than one wife.

Look at the historical text of the scriptures and you will notice a plethora of examples where this is the case.

Take for instance Israel. The 12 tribes that came from the man named Israel (Jacob) were his 12 sons. These 12 sons came from 2 wives.

And yes I did just go long beard Moses on ya :)

Because people will be swift to say..

"Well that's the old way of things and now things are different in today's times. Things are more modern."

Then I would simply say.. "well if sodomy and gay marriage is a norm in today's times then I want no part in it."

Plus in the New Testament only bishops of the teachings were restricted to only one wife. Even in those times multiple wives were a norm among the Israelites.


But take no offense, its simply my ponderings and thoughts. Sparked some discussion here didn't it? ")

[Deslock]

Yeppers. That's just my way. I'm mean like that. If girls get too much control, then you're forced to go all Khall Drogo on them. Sandwich ? Yes. Freewill and backtalk..... NO.

Rape stove.



Enuff said.

Don't let the stove make you pay the price for your disobedience.

Follow, learn, obey.

Or the stove will get you.

It's just not worth it.

Obey men, or get Rape Stove.

It really isn't that hard to grasp. It just isn't worth it.

[dazwellia]

I'd fix your rape stove by stuffing a rape potato into it. Then we'll see what's what. Oh yeah. It's about to get real up in here. And JDEZ, women are just too smart to want to put up with more than one man. Let's face it. LOL JK.

[KuroiStar]

I don't think I would want more than one husband honestly. I feel like most men are just too dumb and bothersome. I can barely deal with my boyfriend most days right now, never mind a second one that will be demanding sammitches and shits.