Lol!!!!!

Collapse

Ad

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • Deslock
    Darth Beratter

    Lol!!!!!

    A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen
    Mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult
    four hour, surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give him
    a partial sponge bath. "Nurse", he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"

    Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, sir. I'm only
    here to wash your upper body and feet."
    He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
    Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his
    testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back
    the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his
    testicles in the other, lifting and moving them all around.

    Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, sir!"
    The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very
    slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very
    closely...

    "A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"


    sigpic
  • #2
    shocker101
    Honorary DSA
    • Dec 2005
    • 1622

    That was good Deslock next time I am at the doctors office and I have some hot nurse I am going to pull that **** on her lol. That was really good. LOL:-D
    sigpic
    <a href="http://bf3stats.com/stats_ps3/shocker_101"><img src="http://g.bf3stats.com/ps3/97I76xWl/shocker_101.png" alt="BF3 Stats" /></a>

    Comment

    • #3
      Rdaug27
      Civilian
      • Jun 2006
      • 1448

      I got surgery coming up, maybe I can use it ROFL.
      sigpic

      Comment

      • #4
        EagleOne
        Honorary DSA

        Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against him. The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled and asks, "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"







        The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget."


        Comment

        Ad

        Collapse
        Working...