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I found this topic on GameFAQs and it was funny as hell. If you've ever played the game The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion then you should get what the people are talking about.
for those who don't feel like clicking on the link the Topic starts out with this:
My Wife's Gaming Method
My wife is into this game, which is cool because she hasn't enjoyed a video game for like a year. Here's one problem though, she's entered into some sick codependent relationship with Brother Martin. After meeting him in Kvatch "Apple Blossom" has dragged Brother Martin with her everywhere she goes.
Fall down a hole in Fort Strand? Run around in circles until Brother Martin shows up to vaporize all enemies.
Get scared of a zombie? Let Brother Martin kill all the zombies in sight
Entering an oblivion gate? What a joke! With Brother Martin "the spartan" in tow to just annihalate any poor sucker he comes in contact with it just isn't challenging.
Right now she's saying that she won't get rid of Brother Martin until he helps her to raise the 15k necessary to buy the house at Cheyindnhall...... how typical of a woman, make a guy do all the dirty work until he buys you a house, and then cut him lose.
Seriously, the whole country is in discord, and could use a little bit of good news. Brother Jauffre is probably worried sick about Brother Martin, and going to Weynon Priory is all Brother Martin wants to talk about. But she just keeps dragging him around using brother Martin as a personal bodyguard.
for those who don't feel like clicking on the link the Topic starts out with this:
My Wife's Gaming Method
My wife is into this game, which is cool because she hasn't enjoyed a video game for like a year. Here's one problem though, she's entered into some sick codependent relationship with Brother Martin. After meeting him in Kvatch "Apple Blossom" has dragged Brother Martin with her everywhere she goes.
Fall down a hole in Fort Strand? Run around in circles until Brother Martin shows up to vaporize all enemies.
Get scared of a zombie? Let Brother Martin kill all the zombies in sight
Entering an oblivion gate? What a joke! With Brother Martin "the spartan" in tow to just annihalate any poor sucker he comes in contact with it just isn't challenging.
Right now she's saying that she won't get rid of Brother Martin until he helps her to raise the 15k necessary to buy the house at Cheyindnhall...... how typical of a woman, make a guy do all the dirty work until he buys you a house, and then cut him lose.
Seriously, the whole country is in discord, and could use a little bit of good news. Brother Jauffre is probably worried sick about Brother Martin, and going to Weynon Priory is all Brother Martin wants to talk about. But she just keeps dragging him around using brother Martin as a personal bodyguard.
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